Gwar members that died
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Gwar
Rock band
Gore and Social Conscience
“Be a Geek for Gwar”
Controversy Continued
Selected discography
Sources
According to legend, Gwar was created over 100 billion years ago by the Master of All Reality. An ultra-elite group of warriors gathered from the lowest dregs of filth, the group raped and pillaged their way across the universe and finally arrived on Earth. Once on Earth they killed the dinosaurs, created Stonehenge to use as a croquet court, and sunk Atlantis. Displeased by their actions, the Master banished Gwar to Antarctica, where they lay entombed in ice for millions of years, until a hole in the ozone layer (caused by excessive use of hair spray by poofy-haired 1980s rock stars) released them from their icy prison in 1985. Free to roam the Earth once more, Gwar returned to their goal of world domination—this time as a rock band.
So reads the bizarre pseudo-biography of the band called Gwar. The true story of how the band came to be is less outrageous, but the end product lives up to the fantastic saga. The brain-child of vocalist D
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Gwar
The Beserker Blóthar: Lead Howler
Beefcake the Mighty: Bass Guitar, Vocals
Pustulus Maximus: Lead Guitar, Vocals
BälSäc the Jaws ‘o Death: Rhythm Guitar, Vocals
JiZMak da Gusha: Drums
Bonesnapper: Bodyguard, Crappy Vocals
Sawborg Destructo: Annoying Nemesis, Annoying Vocals
The story of GWAR is carved across the history of this barren and hopeless planet, but GWAR themselves are not of this world… their story begins in the deepest reaches of outer space. Long ago, the beings who would become the rock band GWAR were part of an elite fighting force, the Scumdogs of the Universe. For eons, they served as thralls to a supreme being known only as the Master. But one by one, each future member of the band earned a glaring reputation for being an intergalactic fuck-up. And so, they were banished, sent away on a fool’s errand to conquer an insignificant shitball floating in a dark corner of the universe; the planet Earth. Once here, GWAR shaped the face of the globe, destroying and rebuilding the natural world, and giving rise to all of human history
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Gwar discography
[1]
Indie
[2]
- First studio album
- Released: September 11, 1988
- Label: Metal Blade
- Second studio album
- Released: January 8, 1990
- Label: Metal Blade
- Third studio album
- Released: March 31, 1992
- Label: Metal Blade
- Fourth studio album
- Released: March 29, 1994
- Label: Priority/Metal Blade
- Fifth studio album
- Released: October 24, 1995
- Label: Priority/Metal Blade
- Sixth studio album
- Released: March 25, 1997
- Label: Metal Blade
- Seventh studio album
- Released: April 6, 1999
- Label: Metal Blade
- Eighth studio album
- Released: November 6, 2
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